The TipsyTiger Club

The year is 2046. An electric jolt from your watch shocks you awake. You open your eyes to find yourself in an unfamiliar environment. Random scenes from the night before flash through your mind. “GM buddy last night was hella lit!” a chirpy voice greets you. Ah, you remember now. The annual TipsyTiger Party you flew halfway around the globe to attend. “It was crazy but I’d live it again anytime.” you weakly reply as you fall back asleep.

The annual TipsyTiger party is the one party you organise your entire year’s schedule around so as to not miss it. Every year, you fly to a different city to meet your TipsyTiger Club friends for this single party. The most extravagant and luxurious parties you’ve ever attended were held by the TipsyTiger Club. You chanced upon this club years ago. United by a passion for partying, TipsyTiger Club is home to successful entrepreneurs and early believers of the metaverse from around the world.

It feels like centuries have passed when you wake up again. You reach out for your iPhone38, intending to head straight into the Metaverse app to collect your daily ETH reward for staking NFTs and water the grass in all your virtual houses. You open your eyes to see your iPhone13. Wait what? Is there a glitch? You clench your eyes shut tightly to gain clarity. Get it together! With all the courage you peel open your eyes. It’s 2021 again.

The metaverse is still in the works. Metamask doesn’t allow you to view your NFTs. TipsyTiger Club is not yet formed. Oh no, you think. I’ll have to bring the band together for all the crazy parties we’ll have. You remember joining as a member the first time. It’ll be fun to do this again. See you all in 2046.